January 30, 2012

The only goal in the Nacional-The Strongest (BRA) match yesterday was something to behold.

August 21, 2011

So 19-year-old midfielder Oscar went and got himself a hat trick against Portugal in the U-20 World Cup final, sealing the trophy for the Brazilians. The most remarkable of the trio was this masterpiece above.

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July 10, 2011

BRA 2-2 USA AET (3-5 PKs)

It was a game that seemed like it should have been a semi or a final, and came with controversies more linked to a semi or a final of a major tourney.

Daiane gave the U.S. a gift early when Carli Lloyd took a shot on goal in the 2nd minute and it went off the defender into her own goal. From there, it was a choppy first half, which worked to the American advantage. At halftime, everything seemed normal.

In the second, all hell broke loose. Carli Lloyd could have been sent off for a handball in the 51st minute. She was already on a yellow, and Brazil had a case, swarming the Australian ref, Jacqui Meiksham, who started to lose the plot from there.

Marta found a hole in the American defense and made her way onto goal. Rachel Buehler went for ball, but got some combination of leg and partial dive. The ref called a PK, which was warranted, but sent Buehler off with a straight red. USA keeper Hope Solo knocked away Christiane’s PK — but Meiksham whistled her for moving early, or maybe for an American player entering the box too soon…it’s still not clear. Marta replaced Christiane and it was 1-all. The US was playing harder than Brazil, looking even despite being a woman down.

From there, it got chippy. Harsh tackles and really blatant diving by the Brazilians marred much of it, so much so that the crowd in Dresden turned on Brazil, booing Marta every time she touched the ball. Despite this, Marta embraced it, putting Brazil up 2-1 early in extra time on an absolutely fantastic touch. A cross came into the box, and Marta was so off-balance no one thought there was any way she could send it in. But she flipped a rainbow into the far right corner of the goal, where Solo had no chance to reach it. There were questions about the cross coming in from an offside player, but replays call it inconclusive at best; Amy LePeilbet played it on by all appearances.

Brazil then started flailing for time, so blatantly that ESPN’s Ian Darke was aghast, calling it an intrusion of the men’s game upon what had been a tournament relatively free of gaming the ref. Erika was particularly reprehensible, falling down for an apparent cramp, going off on a stretcher, and getting back up and on the pitch a mere 30 seconds later.

And then, with a large majority of the crowd chanting “U-S-A!”, the karmic retribution came: Megan Rapinoe sent a hell of a cross in to Abby Wambach to level it in stoppage of extra time, which you can watch at the clip above. 2-2. Penalties.

Hope Solo came up big on the second kick, knocking the second Brazilian PK away, and making Daiane the goat once again. That was all the U.S. needed, putting on a clinic from the spot. Shannon Boxx shot the first one poorly, but Andreia was two yards off her line — so she redeemed herself by nailing the second go-round. Lloyd, Wambach, Rapinoe, and Ally Krieger all hit theirs, and the U.S. will play the French in the semis, overcoming a horrific refereeing job that should shame FIFA (but sadly, neither the organizing body nor its leaders are capable of it.)

July 10, 2011
USA ADVANCES! 2-2 (5-4 Penalty Kicks)
(Afp Photo/Odd Andersen)

USA ADVANCES! 2-2 (5-4 Penalty Kicks)

(Afp Photo/Odd Andersen)

July 10, 2011
U.S. & Brazil are now in overtime.
U.S. is down a player due to Buehler’s red card ejection. 
Update: Marta scores within first 2 minutes. 2-1 Brazil
Update: Wambach scores with 1 minute left. 2-2.
SHOOTOUTS!!
(Photo by Scott Heavey/Getty Images)

U.S. & Brazil are now in overtime.

U.S. is down a player due to Buehler’s red card ejection. 

Update: Marta scores within first 2 minutes. 2-1 Brazil

Update: Wambach scores with 1 minute left. 2-2.

SHOOTOUTS!!

(Photo by Scott Heavey/Getty Images)

July 10, 2011
If you aren’t watching USA vs Brazil, so far you’ve missed:
Hope Solo playing her ass off.
A Brazil own-goal.
Rachel Buehler getting Red Carded.
Hope Solo blocking the subsequent PK.
The refs discounting the blocked PK.
Marta re-taking and scoring on the 2nd PK attempt.
US playing one player short.
Essentially, YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING THIS NOW!
(Photo by AFP PHOTO / JOHANNES EISELE)

If you aren’t watching USA vs Brazil, so far you’ve missed:

  • Hope Solo playing her ass off.
  • A Brazil own-goal.
  • Rachel Buehler getting Red Carded.
  • Hope Solo blocking the subsequent PK.
  • The refs discounting the blocked PK.
  • Marta re-taking and scoring on the 2nd PK attempt.
  • US playing one player short.

Essentially, YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING THIS NOW!

(Photo by AFP PHOTO / JOHANNES EISELE)

July 8, 2011
Women’s World Cup quarters preview

England v France - the first of two Saturday matches. The Three Lionesses improved in their last two games by coming back against New Zealand and taking it to a Japanese team that had already clinched a quarters spot. They’re likable (in comparison to their country’s male counterparts) and aggressive. While the French have the more fluid football play so far, they looked flat against Germany and lost their first-choice keeper for this game because of a blatant red card. I’ll go with the English because of the reserve keeper factor.

Germany v Japan - even with the whole Birgit Prinz scandal and petulance, the Germans are just straight up better. The Japanese, impressive first two games aside, had major trouble with the English and will fare not much better against Germany’s deep team.

Sweden v Australia - Much as I’d like to see the Matildas advance (I’ve enjoyed watching Kyah Simon score and Lisa de Vanna work around defenses, plus that picture with Snoop Dogg is endearing and I have a crush on Melissa Barbieri), their back four are a mess and the broadcasters have rightfully called out Servet Uzunlar’s work as a center half (she’s a midfielder by trade). Their wins came over a brave yet inexperienced Equatorial Guinea side and an aging Norway. Sweden has already beaten the U.S. in group play and probably should have had a much larger goal differential, given the shots they blew in the first two games. This shouldn’t be terribly close.

Brazil v United States - I didn’t want to see this match until the semis, but the US blew its chance against Sweden. The Americans do have a coach much more willing to make tactical adjustments — Pia Sundhage has already shown casual followers like me that she’s no Bradley Senior. Amy LePeilbet has been brutalized at left back the past couple games, and even subbed off — which one never wants to do with a defender. Shannon Boxx isn’t quite as aggressive as needed, and Amy Rodriguez should probably be subbing. If Sundhage puts at least two of those three on the bench for Alex Morgan, Lori Lindsey, and Stephanie Cox, there’s a good chance. Otherwise, the US is gonna get chewed up by Marta & Co. That front line is beyond and the defense hasn’t had to do a whole lot because of it, so the key will have to be pressure. Heart says USA, but head says Brazil.

What do y’all say?

July 5, 2011
Given that the teams that were supposed to dominate Copa America so far (Brazil, Argentina, & Uruguay) have all resembled engines trying to turn over against their respective first opponents (Venezuela, Bolivia, and Peru), the most interesting thing so far about the tourney has been the hair on the Canarinho, which Dirty Tackle has a nice rundown of.
Generally, I have to go with Robinho’s rockabilly-meets-manga pompadour, because everyone already knows about Neymar’s fauxhawk with highlights by now. However, I chose Dani Alves’ photo because of a simple formulation: if you didn’t already find the Barça right back annoying for offsetting his major talent with his diving theatrics, this blonde fauxhawk might just push you over the edge.

Given that the teams that were supposed to dominate Copa America so far (Brazil, Argentina, & Uruguay) have all resembled engines trying to turn over against their respective first opponents (Venezuela, Bolivia, and Peru), the most interesting thing so far about the tourney has been the hair on the Canarinho, which Dirty Tackle has a nice rundown of.

Generally, I have to go with Robinho’s rockabilly-meets-manga pompadour, because everyone already knows about Neymar’s fauxhawk with highlights by now. However, I chose Dani Alves’ photo because of a simple formulation: if you didn’t already find the Barça right back annoying for offsetting his major talent with his diving theatrics, this blonde fauxhawk might just push you over the edge.

March 20, 2011
During his visit to Brazil, this Sunday President Obama went to know one of Rio’s largest favelas, Cidade de Deus (City of God) and played ball with some kids from a local youth care program. Earlier in the morning Obama had met with Flamengo’s board of directors.

During his visit to Brazil, this Sunday President Obama went to know one of Rio’s largest favelas, Cidade de Deus (City of God) and played ball with some kids from a local youth care program. Earlier in the morning Obama had met with Flamengo’s board of directors.

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October 24, 2010

Brazilian Serie B, Santo André vs. Ponte Preta: midfielder Guilherme takes the stairs down to the locker room in a quite undesirable way.

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August 29, 2010

Brazilian workers remove seats as they begin the renovation of Maracana Stadium ahead of the 2014 World Cup in Rio de Janeiro.

Are you ready?

Brazilian workers remove seats as they begin the renovation of Maracana Stadium ahead of the 2014 World Cup in Rio de Janeiro.

Are you ready?

August 10, 2010
USA 0-2 BRA

The only thing good about the U.S. performance is that the side didn’t give up a cheap goal in the first five minutes like we saw all World Cup. In every other arena, the squad had regressed. That side consisted of most of the WC team, and it played very poorly. American viewers may have heard John Harkes state wrongly that Neymar was unmarked when he scored the first goal, but to be fair to Harkes, Neymar was “marked” by Jonathan Bornstein, which is good as unmarked these days.

Neymar’s header on net was followed up by Alexandre Pato’s stoppage time goal, which is enough to make one wonder what Dunga is doing right now and whether he regrets any of his selection choices. So far, Mano Menezes has given the fans down south and his federation what they want: flair and style to go with the substance in the back four. (Neither Juan nor Lucio were there, but David Luiz was a solid central defender for his first ever cap.)

I think if you read the rumors about Bob Bradley and the Aston Villa job, you probably watched this game and remembered why those are completely bogus.

August 10, 2010
USA vs. Brazil

In its first game after the World Cup failure (and subsequent change of coach, from Dunga to Mano Menezes, the Seleção will face the USMNT this Tuesday night. When appointed in July, Menezes promised a deep change in the team, and apparently he meant it: for ten of the players he called, this is the first capping ever, and only four of the 23 men Dunga took to South Africa made it to New Meadowlands. Many of the newcomers are young enough to make the Olympic (under-23) team for London 2012, where Brazil is decided to win the only big trophy still missing: the Olympic gold.

Team USA is in a very different situation: both the coach and the core of the team are the same that surprised the world - and later fell victim of their own lack of high-profile experience - in South Africa. Coach Bradley is still in charge, and 15 out of 18 of the players he called played in the World Cup.

This also means that, while the U.S. XI will probably be full of well-known faces, playing the usual 4-2-2-2, Brazil will be filled with a lot of players still pretty much unknown to the general public outside their country; but make no mistake: some of them, like Ganso and Neymar, are young, reckless, and wildly talented. Tactically speaking, Menezes may go with the national favorite 4-4-2 with diamond midfield, but in the last practice session today he hinted at the possibility of a highly offensive 4-3-3, with only one defensive midfielder (Lucas) and Milan FC forward Pato entering for Hernanes. Everything is still completely experimental so far for him and his team, so it’s hard to say who will actually start. Anyway, let’s give it a try:

USA: Howard; Cherundolo, Spector, Bocanegra, Bornstein; Feilhaber, Edu, Bradley, Donovan; Altidore, Findley. (Coach: Bob Bradley)

BRASIL: Victor; Daniel Alves, David Luiz, Thiago Silva, André Santos; Lucas, Hernanes [or Pato], Ramires, Ganso; Robinho, Neymar. (Coach: Mano Menezes)

And so… I know, it’s just a summer friendly, not the World Cup or anything, but allow me nonetheless to honor this blog’s tradition by asking one more time:

WHO YA GOT?

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July 24, 2010
BREAKING NEWS: Muricy Ramalho “unable” to accept the job as coach of the national team; Brazilian federation offers the job to Mano Menezes

In an unpredictable turn of events, Muricy Ramalho, announced today as the new Brazil coach, had to refuse the offer. With a short note, the Brazilian football federation announced tonight that, after having been “invited this morning to coach the Brazilian national team […] later tonight, Muricy Ramalho responded saying that he would’t be able to accept the invitation, due to the fact that Fluminense, the club he’s under contract for, had not accepted releasing him”. While details are still unclear, it appears that the club have not only forced Ramalho to comply with his current contract (valid until the end of the year), but also called upon Ramalho’s “sense of honor”, compelling him to keep his word - the coach apparently had already reached a verbal agreement to extend his contract with Fluminense until the end of 2012.

Less than two hours after Ramalho declined the offer, the Brazilian federation announced that Corinthians coach Mano Menezes had been invited to take over Brazil’s squad. Menezes is expected to reply during a news conference on Saturday morning, after Corinthians’ training session. Andres Sanchez, president of Corinthians, has already given his permission for Menezes to accept the offer - so we shouldn’t have any more surprises.

Should he accept the job, Menezes will start by drafting players already this Monday, for the friendly match against the United States on August 10th.

July 23, 2010
Brazil choose Muricy Ramalho as new head coach [EDIT: Ramalho unexpectedly turns down the offer!]

Ramalho, currently coaching Rio de Janeiro-based side Fluminense, is almost unknown outside South America, but he was voted the best coach in the Brazilian football league for four straight years, from 2005 to 2008, and won three consecutive national titles while coaching Sao Paulo in 2006, 2007 and 2008.