April 9, 2012
A pretty cool graphic from the Premier League’s website about the season thus far.

A pretty cool graphic from the Premier League’s website about the season thus far.

January 13, 2012
Yes, the headline beneath is correct. He stopped at a school to use the restroom, walked around the school’s campus, and talked to students and teachers. SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND.
(via Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli visits local college to use toilet | Football | guardian.co.uk)

Yes, the headline beneath is correct. He stopped at a school to use the restroom, walked around the school’s campus, and talked to students and teachers. SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND.

(via Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli visits local college to use toilet | Football | guardian.co.uk)

January 9, 2012
Neil Warnock was loved at QPR, but he had his limitations as a manager | Michael Hann | Football | guardian.co.uk

One point above the drop zone, Queens Park Rangers sacked the manager who’d saved them from League One and had them head and shoulders above the rest of the Championship last season, Neil Warnock.

Warnock has as many detractors as supporters — many of them either from his days at Selhurst Park or who remember his kvetching spell against Liverpool over fielding a weakened side against Fulham when he was relegated as gaffer at Sheffiield United — and you can tell if you see any reference to a “Colin Wanker” (an anagram of his name.) 

Warnock’s sacking is worth note to me in the sense that QPR’s poor form has largely confirmed my own pre-season suspicions they’d be the only one of the promoted sides to be sent back down. Now, there’s still plenty of season to go, but Warnock isn’t a tactics man, while Norwich’s Paul Lambert and Swansea’s Brendan Rodgers very much are.  Sunderland’s sacking of Steve Bruce was a harbinger: if your primary attribute as a manager is as a motivator, you are not going to have very much rope to work with in the Premiership (unless you are Harry Redknapp and can identify and afford coaches to handle that for you; you could probably say the same about Kenny Dalglish and be justified.) Sacking rumors surrounded Warnock since QPR’s promotion with this rationale in mind.

Two entertaining notes to end this: the first is that Warnock has a “Disputes” section of his Wikipedia page, which is fabulous reading. The second is that Mark Hughes — the one who declared the other small club in West London too small for him when he thought Aston Villa would come calling — is apparently a shoo-in as Warnock’s successor. I can’t imagine Hughes would find Loftus Road any less cramped for his ambition/self-delusion than Craven Cottage.

December 20, 2011
Liverpool FC statement 20 12 11 - Liverpool FC

This is probably one of the more tone-deaf defenses I’ve read in some time. Pulling out the “black family members”, i.e., the “some of his best friends” are black card is probably the lowest route you can go in defending Luis Suarez.

The problem for Suarez is that he apparently copped to using the word “negro” and it’s hard for a Westerner to see that in any context other than racial abuse. It gets worse when the Liverpool statement essentially blamethrows at Evra (no matter how much of a prat you think he is, he doesn’t deserve to be racially taunted.)

The big and valid objection is that there’s been no outside corroboration of Suarez’s alleged behavior toward Evra — it’s pretty much Evra’s word against Suarez’s — but while LFC emphasized that at one point, all the other stuff involved undermines them and Suarez.

December 3, 2011
The Northern Irishman will resign next July after saving his beloved Black Cats from relegation once he realizes he did sign on to a club that’s trying to contain its spending and turnover.
I’m not saying Steve Bruce didn’t deserve to be sacked. I’m surprised he got it before Steve Kean did, but he did deserve it. O’Neill did keep Villa challenging in the top half, but financial stewardship isn’t his strong point as a manager.

The Northern Irishman will resign next July after saving his beloved Black Cats from relegation once he realizes he did sign on to a club that’s trying to contain its spending and turnover.

I’m not saying Steve Bruce didn’t deserve to be sacked. I’m surprised he got it before Steve Kean did, but he did deserve it. O’Neill did keep Villa challenging in the top half, but financial stewardship isn’t his strong point as a manager.

October 22, 2011
Mario Balotelli's house set on fire as he shoots fireworks from window | Football | The Observer

Never change, Mario. Never change. Football would be a little less interesting.

October 21, 2011
Man, Wolves-Swans can’t get no respect. Even Comcast thinks both teams are going to be relegated from the Premiership. (If you do not have this cable provider, most Prem matches are listed as “English Premier League Soccer.”)
Note: I apologize for reblogging myself here but I meant to post this picture to TWG in the first place and effed up on the phone app.

Man, Wolves-Swans can’t get no respect. Even Comcast thinks both teams are going to be relegated from the Premiership. (If you do not have this cable provider, most Prem matches are listed as “English Premier League Soccer.”)

Note: I apologize for reblogging myself here but I meant to post this picture to TWG in the first place and effed up on the phone app.

(Source: thethirdshift)

October 18, 2011
Foreign owners discuss end to relegation, says League Managers chief | Football | guardian.co.uk

Richard Bevan has floated the rumor that the new American and Asian owners in the Premiership want to ditch the promotion and relegation system for England’s top league. If it actually came to pass, it would pretty much ruin the attraction of top-flight football in the league most available to American consumers.

Part of what makes non-U.S. football leagues so compelling to us as Americans (and I’m writing for myself here, but I sense this is kind of universal) is the unique structure of world football — promotion and relegation are bizarre concepts in the American sporting landscape, which is pretty much a franchise model instead of associations and clubs.

If this actually happens you might as well fold up the Football Association for all the good it does and watch the majority of fans bail for the Championship and the leagues below. The EPL is top-heavy as is, with Manchester United winning the majority of the titles since its inception — the constant fun every season for those outside the top three is watching the relegation battles at the end of the year, never mind the promotion playoffs in the Championship.

October 11, 2011
Liverpool threaten breakaway from Premier League's TV rights deal | Football | The Guardian

Jesus, what a terrible, horrible, no-good idea for football in general. Of course top-name clubs such as Liverpool, Man U., Chelsea, Man City, and Arsenal might dig it because they’d make the most money off of it, but taking any sort of financial precedent from La Liga is a horrific idea.

If it comes to pass, know that the divide separating a Top 5 or 6 in the Prem will be squeezed to even fewer teams.

October 3, 2011

Fulham unleashed four attackers for a West London derby against Queens Park Rangers — and GOOD LORD, THAT IS SOME FIREPOWER, even with QPR out a defender (Armand Traore on red card suspension.) Andy Johnson had a hand in five of the Cottagers’ six goals, scoring three, winning a penalty that Danny Murphy converted, and combining with Bobby Zamora for the chance that Clint Dempsey put in the back. Zamora had the sixth goal, and Moussa Dembele probably deserved one for his work.

Remember that two decades ago, QPR were founding members of the Premier League while Fulham were in the Third Division. A few years before that, there was even a plan to merge the clubs and create “Fulham Park Rangers.” Now, the Hoops are trying to find their way to Prem survial while Fulham is the consistent mid-table/top-half achiever.

Fulham 6-0 Queens Park Rangers : Le Résumé (by MyPhoceenTV)

October 3, 2011

Of course, there was the North London derby to deal with — and Tottenham Hotspur took the first one for the season at White Hart Lane off a nice opener from Rafael van der Vaart and a really nasty, beautiful strike from right back Kyle Walker for the winner. Arsenal’s Aaron Ramsey provided the equalizer off an Alex Song cross.

(N.B. obviously the video is reversed, so you’ll have to kind of keep that in mind.)

Tottenham vs Arsenal 2-1 | Full Highlights & All Goals [02/10/2011] (by FootyBulll)

October 3, 2011

The Basque derby wasn’t the only derby across the pond last weekend. Most eyes were on the Merseyside derby Saturday morning, as Everton hosted rivals Liverpool at Goodison Park. The Reds won 2-0 after goals by Andy Carroll and Luis Suarez, but the match will be remembered for an absolutely odious red card given to Everton’s Jack Rodwell by ref Martin Atkinson for a tackle on Suarez that wasn’t even a yellow to Liverpool fans.

Everton vs Liverpool 0-2 All Goals & Highlights - 01/10/2011 - HD (by VisterGoalz)

August 28, 2011
Spurs 1-5 Man City; Man U 8-2 Arsenal.

North London is not going to be a very happy place during the international break.

(Four goals for Edin Dzeko, two assisted by Samir Nasri plus another score for Kun Agüero. Wayne Rooney had a hat trick, Ashley Young scored twice on incredible curlers, Nani, Park, & Welbeck each had one.)

City & United are tied atop the Premier League table and have the same goal difference.

August 24, 2011

Looks like everyone’s favorite sweet and tender hooligan will be heading to Queens Park Rangers as new owner Tony Fernandes wants to spend some cash. This is a sign that the Hoops might actually have a real chance to stay up. As for Barton, it ain’t the West London club that has Champions League football, but the Magpies’ aspirations appear to be in the vein of “Northern Arsenal” with a large number of Ligue 1 imports on the cheap — and playing with Adel Taarabt can’t be a bad alternative.

Looks like everyone’s favorite sweet and tender hooligan will be heading to Queens Park Rangers as new owner Tony Fernandes wants to spend some cash. This is a sign that the Hoops might actually have a real chance to stay up. As for Barton, it ain’t the West London club that has Champions League football, but the Magpies’ aspirations appear to be in the vein of “Northern Arsenal” with a large number of Ligue 1 imports on the cheap — and playing with Adel Taarabt can’t be a bad alternative.

August 23, 2011
Arsenal Agree To Terms With Manchester City For Samir Nasri Sale - SBNation.com

The second most annoying transfer drama now appears to be over. Now, Arsenal fans get a whole new batch of annoying patter over whether Arsène Wenger will actually buy necessary reinforcements with the transfer window closing in about a week.

Now, if we can just get Spurs to sell Luka Modric, we can dust that one off our hands.