May 22, 2012
Here are FC Barcelona’s 2012-13 kits. The home isn’t bad, but the away kit…ow, my eyes.

Here are FC Barcelona’s 2012-13 kits. The home isn’t bad, but the away kit…ow, my eyes.

April 24, 2012

The 2nd leg between FC Barcelona and Chelsea FC at the Camp Nou was so bizarre that Fernando Torres sealing the advancement of the London club he’s struggled for since his transfer in January 2011 seemed only fit and proper.

(VIDEO NOTE: Replaced clip with one featuring Sky Sports’ English team, because Gary Neville’s “AWWWWWWW” is priceless.)

Let’s go over the bizarre things that happened:

  • In a match where FCB needed more width, they trotted out Isaac Cuenca but left Dani Alves, their best wide attacker, on the bench. But he wasn’t there for too long.
  • Gary Carhill had to go off early after tweaking his hamstring, adding him to the injured CB list for Chelsea with David Luiz. This becomes more important later.
  • Gerard Pique, Victor Valdes, and Didier Drogba all clash in the Barcelona penalty box and Pique gets the worst of it, with his head bouncing on the ground. (You can see it here if you’re not feeling squeamish.) Due to the lack of center halves on the FCB roster, Pep Guardiola left Pique out there for about five minutes (where he almost gave away a penalty to Drogba) before subbing in Dani Alves.
  • Sergio Busquets scored the first goal off A BARCELONA CORNER KICK PUT IN THE AIR. Barcelona scored off a freaking set piece to make it 1-1 on aggregate….
  • …and John Terry reacted rather poorly, kneeing Alexis Sanchez in the back and deservedly seeing straight red for it. (Terry later denied doing it on purpose, anyone who’s seen the replays could call BS on him.)
  • So the Blues are down to ten men, and looking down the long slow spiral after Leo Messi feeds Andres Iniesta for a Barça 2-nil scoreline … but FCB went right to sleep before the half, allowing Frank Lampard to point a pass right through to a running Ramires, who put a cheeky chip over Victor Valdes to give Chelsea an away-goals lead on aggregate. This comes after Ramires gets a booking for a challenge that means he won’t play in Munich.
  • Please note that the Chelsea back four at this point is Ramires, Ivanovic, Jose Bosingwa (who came in for Cahill initially) and Ashley Cole — and they have 45 more minutes to park the bus, which under normal circumstances would be irksome, but with 10 men…whatever gets you through.
  • And that looks real rough early on, when Drogba is whistled for bringing down Cesc Fabregas in the penalty area — BUT LEO MESSI HIT THE CROSSBAR ON THE PK. It wasn’t a poor kick, either — the idea was a good one, but when you go that way, it’s a game of inches.
  • Iniesta and Ivanovic both get booked, and in Ivanovic’s case, it means he’s out of the final too.
  • Cech is pretty much making amazing saves at this point when Barcelona manage to get through, as all they’re trying is the middle. Xavi is off his game and it’s a back three of Alves, Puyol, and Mascherano — does not inspire confidence. 
  • Salomon Kalou is on for Juan Mata and has a complete brain fart by opting not to make a run when FCB gaffe up a clearance.
  • Torres comes on in the 80th minute for Drogba. 
  • The best chance for FCB: Messi finds Alves on the right, who scythes it through to a waiting Alexis Sanchez who taps in the back of the net … but the flag went up on Alves, who was correctly ruled offside.
  • Then, we get the most improbable but ultimately appropriate of finishes presented by Barça’s forgetting to mark Torres — and thus he has Victor Valdes one-on-one, Valdes commits, and it’s an easy kick-in for Torres and a stunning jaw-dropper for the rest of us, although I called it on Twitter as soon as he walked on the pitch. 

If you missed it, you should really watch the replay. The minor write-up can’t possibly do it justice.

So Chelsea will go to Munich without their captain and three other regular starters under Roberto di Matteo, but we’ve spent the whole campaign questioning them at this point. Thus, I won’t do it again and presume the winner of tomorrow’s semi at the Bernabeu will have a cake walk.

April 24, 2012
Barcelona-Chelsea: CL Semi-Final, 2nd Leg.

Chelsea up 1-0 after the first leg at Stamford Bridge.

FCB: Valdes, Pique, Puyol (C), Cesc, Xavi, Iniesta, Mascherano, Busquets, A Sanchez, Messi, Cuenca 

CFC: Cech, Ivanovic, A Cole, Cahill, Terry (C), Ramires, Lampard, Obi Mikel, Raul Meireles, Juan Mata, Drogba

Dani Alves on the bench in a big semi!?!? Whoa. Looks like 3-4-3 for Barça with Pique, Puyol and Mascherano at the back and width from Cuenca.

Chelsea’s line-up looks like what we’d expect and their problem will be avoiding cards at the Nou Camp — quite a few of their preferred XI have yellows already. 

My official pick: 3-1 FCB, they advance 3-2 aggregate.

So, what’s your final score for this game and who goes through on aggregate?

April 22, 2012
Cristiano Ronaldo scores game winner at Camp Nou, tells Barça fans to keep it down.

Trollin’ erryday, even in el Clasico. Madrid wins 2-1 on the road and puts the stranglehold back on La Liga.

(once again via the wonderful GIFULMINATION)

April 18, 2012
Champions League semi-final 2: Chelsea-Barça

CHELSEA: Cech, Ivanovic, A Cole, Cahill, Terry (C), Ramires, Lampard, Obi Mikel, Raul Meireles, Juan Mata, Drogba

BARCELONA: V Valdes, Dani Alves, Puyol (C), Cesc, Xavi, Iniesta, Mascherano, Busquets, Adriano, A Sanchez, Messi

Kickoff in a little less than an hour.

I got 1-2 in Barça’s favor for this leg, making it real tough for the Blues in the second match at Camp Nou.

Got a score prediction for the first leg?

April 17, 2012
UEFA Champions League semi-finals!

In about 45 minutes, we’ll have the first leg of Bayern Munich-Real Madrid.

At this time tomorrow, it will be Chelsea-Barcelona.

Here are the line-ups for today’s Bayern-Real semi:

RM: Casillas (C), Pepe, Ramos, Coentrão, Arbeloa, Khedira, Özil, Alonso, Di María, Ronaldo, Benzema

Bayern: Neuer, Boateng, Lahm (C), Badstuber, Ribéry, Robben, Alaba, Gustavo, Schweinsteiger, Kroos, Gomez

So, whether first leg only or aggregate — WHO YA GOT?

February 27, 2012

There is no God, only Messi. La Pulga caught Atletico Madrid keeper Thibaut Courtois napping on a free kick and curled it top corner before the young Belgian knew what hit him. That was the deciding goal as Barcelona won 2-1 at the Vicente Calderon.

(Gratuitous note to Chelsea fans: that’s your keeper of the future, too!)

February 14, 2012
UEFA Champions League Round of 16!

Knockout stages begin today and the first leg matches start at 2:45 PM EST.

Today:

  • Bayer Leverkusen v. FC Barcelona (televised on Fox Soccer in the U.S.)
  • Olympique Lyonnais v. Apoel FC (for many of you, this is on your regional Fox Sports/ROOT Sports network)

Tomorrow:

  • Zenit St. Petersburg v. Benfica (12 PM EST, Fox Soccer)
  • AC Milan v. Arsenal (2:45 PM EST, Fox Soccer)

WHO YA GOT?

December 10, 2011
Tweeting El Clásico.

It’s on ESPN 3 right now for American viewers.

We’re kinda live-tweeting it over at TWGBlog.

August 23, 2011

Shame Marek Hamsik was offside for Napoli when he headed this in Edinson Cavani’s direction. A beautiful bicycle kick gone to waste against Barcelona, who beat them 5-0 in the friendly Trofeu Joan Gamper match.

Screw the offside rule. Goals that gorgeous should be allowed.

(Source: youtube.com)

July 31, 2011

Man United won 2-1 at FedEx Field outside of D.C. yesterday, but Barça’s one was pretty freaking spectacular. Say hello to Thiago Alcantara, who left David de Gea standing there.

July 9, 2011
Gerard Pique posted this pic from his Twitter account. Don’t talk bad about his woman or his teammates, all.
(via This is Gerard Pique firing an AK-47 - Dirty Tackle - World Soccer Blog - Yahoo! Sports)

Gerard Pique posted this pic from his Twitter account. Don’t talk bad about his woman or his teammates, all.

(via This is Gerard Pique firing an AK-47 - Dirty Tackle - World Soccer Blog - Yahoo! Sports)

May 28, 2011
Amazing. Fantastic. You may supply any superlative you like. It was a Champions League final we all wanted and deserved.
(That is to say, unless you were rooting for Manchester United, but someone has to lose.)
A final without diving, refereeing controversy, or any bullshit getting in the way of pure, unadulterated, world-class football. The problem for Manchester United is that they are very good, while this Barcelona squad is all-time great. There’s no sin in losing to this Blaugrana team, not when it controls possession from the 10th minute on and all three of its forward players (Pedro, Leo Messi, and David Villa, in that order) score.
Man U. were on the attack early, taking the match to an FCB backline playing without its captain Carles Puyol and Javier Mascherano playing out of position again as a central defender. Barcelona started its fulcrum and machine movement about 10 minutes in, and the pinpoint pass Xavi made to find an open Pedro for the first goal was gorgeous — beyond Michael Carrick, slipped in, and back of the net. 
The Red Devils responded, though. Ji-Sung Park was pressing early all over, and then Carrick, Ryan Giggs, and Wayne Rooney collaborated on a very nice strike by Rooney to level it up, as Victor Valdes had no chance on it. From there, Barça settled into its tiki-taka passing as defense, looking for holes, while United tried to find space to counter for the rest of the half. It looked like a precarious balance as the halftime whistle blew.
In the second half, the floodgates opened. The movement of Andres Iniesta, Pedro, Villa, & Messi with Xavi working service started wearing out Fabio & Patrice Evra (the latter just victimized in horrible ways), allowing Dani Alves to push forward more. And then, it was the Magic of Messi: 54th minute, he just broke both of Evra’s ankles for an amazing strike that went past Edwin van der Sar like a bullet. It got even better the more I watched it on replay. Just devastating.  
Sir Alex Ferguson may have waited way too long to make any changes on the pitch, as David Villa put in the third with help from Messi just after Nani came on to replace Fabio, who’d been cramping up. Much like two years ago, the Scot seemed to have no tactical change or adjustment to make. Javier Hernandez was oddly ineffective, neutralized by the taller Gerard Pique and Mascherano, with serious help from Sergio Busquets — and with Dimitar Berbatov not even on the bench for the match (which will earn Lord Ferg a lot of questions), no suitable attack sub up front.
(It’s no secret Ferguson has preferred Hernandez to Berbatov in starting roles, and I get it because he works better with Rooney. But to not even have Berbatov on the bench? It’s either a fitness problem or something behind the scenes.)
Carles Puyol came on in the 88th minute, purely so the captain could be on the field; Xavi handed the armband back, but a classier gesture took place after the final whistle blew, and you can see it in the picture from the Yahoo Sports gallery: Puyol gave the armband to left back Eric Abidal, whose return from a cancerous growth on his liver is nothing short of miraculous given that the surgery was in March. Abidal played the full 90, and was the first to lift the trophy as Barcelona won 3-1.
I am one of the first to be willing to poke holes in certain types of mythology, and FCB’s general ethos it likes to put out there compared to its current method of doing business (ruthless, as all of soccer is these days, and we all remember the first leg of the semi against Real Madrid) is perfect to be pricked with a few pins here and there. But the quality of the football they are capable of putting on display makes you want to throw all cynicism out, because we got to watch some all-time greats do what they do well and top it off with classy gestures toward their own and their opponents.
It’s enough to make even the most hardened cynic say “Mes que un club, indeed,” and mean it, at least for the afternoon.

Amazing. Fantastic. You may supply any superlative you like. It was a Champions League final we all wanted and deserved.

(That is to say, unless you were rooting for Manchester United, but someone has to lose.)

A final without diving, refereeing controversy, or any bullshit getting in the way of pure, unadulterated, world-class football. The problem for Manchester United is that they are very good, while this Barcelona squad is all-time great. There’s no sin in losing to this Blaugrana team, not when it controls possession from the 10th minute on and all three of its forward players (Pedro, Leo Messi, and David Villa, in that order) score.

Man U. were on the attack early, taking the match to an FCB backline playing without its captain Carles Puyol and Javier Mascherano playing out of position again as a central defender. Barcelona started its fulcrum and machine movement about 10 minutes in, and the pinpoint pass Xavi made to find an open Pedro for the first goal was gorgeous — beyond Michael Carrick, slipped in, and back of the net. 

The Red Devils responded, though. Ji-Sung Park was pressing early all over, and then Carrick, Ryan Giggs, and Wayne Rooney collaborated on a very nice strike by Rooney to level it up, as Victor Valdes had no chance on it. From there, Barça settled into its tiki-taka passing as defense, looking for holes, while United tried to find space to counter for the rest of the half. It looked like a precarious balance as the halftime whistle blew.

In the second half, the floodgates opened. The movement of Andres Iniesta, Pedro, Villa, & Messi with Xavi working service started wearing out Fabio & Patrice Evra (the latter just victimized in horrible ways), allowing Dani Alves to push forward more. And then, it was the Magic of Messi: 54th minute, he just broke both of Evra’s ankles for an amazing strike that went past Edwin van der Sar like a bullet. It got even better the more I watched it on replay. Just devastating.  

Sir Alex Ferguson may have waited way too long to make any changes on the pitch, as David Villa put in the third with help from Messi just after Nani came on to replace Fabio, who’d been cramping up. Much like two years ago, the Scot seemed to have no tactical change or adjustment to make. Javier Hernandez was oddly ineffective, neutralized by the taller Gerard Pique and Mascherano, with serious help from Sergio Busquets — and with Dimitar Berbatov not even on the bench for the match (which will earn Lord Ferg a lot of questions), no suitable attack sub up front.

(It’s no secret Ferguson has preferred Hernandez to Berbatov in starting roles, and I get it because he works better with Rooney. But to not even have Berbatov on the bench? It’s either a fitness problem or something behind the scenes.)

Carles Puyol came on in the 88th minute, purely so the captain could be on the field; Xavi handed the armband back, but a classier gesture took place after the final whistle blew, and you can see it in the picture from the Yahoo Sports gallery: Puyol gave the armband to left back Eric Abidal, whose return from a cancerous growth on his liver is nothing short of miraculous given that the surgery was in March. Abidal played the full 90, and was the first to lift the trophy as Barcelona won 3-1.

I am one of the first to be willing to poke holes in certain types of mythology, and FCB’s general ethos it likes to put out there compared to its current method of doing business (ruthless, as all of soccer is these days, and we all remember the first leg of the semi against Real Madrid) is perfect to be pricked with a few pins here and there. But the quality of the football they are capable of putting on display makes you want to throw all cynicism out, because we got to watch some all-time greats do what they do well and top it off with classy gestures toward their own and their opponents.

It’s enough to make even the most hardened cynic say “Mes que un club, indeed,” and mean it, at least for the afternoon.

May 28, 2011
Here are some theories:
If God does not exist, we will have to invent him to explain Lionel Messi.
Lionel Messi is God.
God needed a month off after creating Lionel Messi.
All are blasphemous and all are valid.
(Screen capture via the wonderful bubbaprog who runs mocksession.com)

Here are some theories:

  • If God does not exist, we will have to invent him to explain Lionel Messi.
  • Lionel Messi is God.
  • God needed a month off after creating Lionel Messi.

All are blasphemous and all are valid.

(Screen capture via the wonderful bubbaprog who runs mocksession.com)

May 28, 2011
This is not the first time, nor do I believe it will be the last that these two teams meet in a Champions League final. Many things have changed since 2009.
Barcelona have seen a lot more of Cristiano Ronaldo since he left Manchester for Real Madrid, and in a response of sorts, Sir Alex Ferguson fashioned a squad with stars that feels at times nameless: while we all know Rooney, Nani, Giggs, Scholes, Vidic, Evra, and van der Sar, they are all overshadowed in a sense by being Man Utd. If Ronaldo felt bigger than the squad at some times and a focus of everyone’s hate, Lord Ferg has tacked to the opposite again in a way. He made the steal of last summer’s transfer season with Javier Hernandez and fashioned a line of subs that could start as someone’s first team.
Barça has merely continued to be Barça, with its passing-as-defense-and-offense style helping turn La Liga into a more expensive Scottish Prem (obviously, the LFP’s attitude toward TV rights has more to do with it but the quality of the top two hasn’t helped.) Samuel Eto’o was shipped out to Inter Milan in exchange for Zlatan Ibrahimovic, which didn’t pan out in the sense that it was Inter that knocked off the blaugrana on its way to last year’s CL final. The Catalans “loaned” out the Swede to AC Milan and simply spent to add David Villa to the front line, an embarrassment of riches to go with Xavi, Iniesta, Pique, Puyol, Dani Alves, and of course, the Little Magician.
Both squads are domestic champions this season. It’s about as good a pairing as a fan could ask for, with enough footballing prowess to compel neutrals and even the most rabid haters of one or both squads to watch.
A few things I’ll be looking for:
How Vidic & Ferdinand deal with the attacking trio of Messi, Villa, and Pedro
What Sergio Busquets does to counter Wayne Rooney’s role
What form Barcelona’s back four takes — the team has been playing left back by committee thanks to injury
The ref. FCB’s semi vs. RM made for a disgusting first leg because of the flopping. United does tend to play physically (legitimately so.) How’s this all going to be called?
My prediction: 2-2 aet, United on PKs. (Of course, this means we’ll get a 1-0 squeaker now.)
It starts at 2 pm Eastern and is on Fox proper — yes, the broadcast channel — for those of us in the United States. Thus, we ask, as we do for every big match…
WHO YA GOT?

This is not the first time, nor do I believe it will be the last that these two teams meet in a Champions League final. Many things have changed since 2009.

Barcelona have seen a lot more of Cristiano Ronaldo since he left Manchester for Real Madrid, and in a response of sorts, Sir Alex Ferguson fashioned a squad with stars that feels at times nameless: while we all know Rooney, Nani, Giggs, Scholes, Vidic, Evra, and van der Sar, they are all overshadowed in a sense by being Man Utd. If Ronaldo felt bigger than the squad at some times and a focus of everyone’s hate, Lord Ferg has tacked to the opposite again in a way. He made the steal of last summer’s transfer season with Javier Hernandez and fashioned a line of subs that could start as someone’s first team.

Barça has merely continued to be Barça, with its passing-as-defense-and-offense style helping turn La Liga into a more expensive Scottish Prem (obviously, the LFP’s attitude toward TV rights has more to do with it but the quality of the top two hasn’t helped.) Samuel Eto’o was shipped out to Inter Milan in exchange for Zlatan Ibrahimovic, which didn’t pan out in the sense that it was Inter that knocked off the blaugrana on its way to last year’s CL final. The Catalans “loaned” out the Swede to AC Milan and simply spent to add David Villa to the front line, an embarrassment of riches to go with Xavi, Iniesta, Pique, Puyol, Dani Alves, and of course, the Little Magician.

Both squads are domestic champions this season. It’s about as good a pairing as a fan could ask for, with enough footballing prowess to compel neutrals and even the most rabid haters of one or both squads to watch.

A few things I’ll be looking for:

  • How Vidic & Ferdinand deal with the attacking trio of Messi, Villa, and Pedro
  • What Sergio Busquets does to counter Wayne Rooney’s role
  • What form Barcelona’s back four takes — the team has been playing left back by committee thanks to injury
  • The ref. FCB’s semi vs. RM made for a disgusting first leg because of the flopping. United does tend to play physically (legitimately so.) How’s this all going to be called?

My prediction: 2-2 aet, United on PKs. (Of course, this means we’ll get a 1-0 squeaker now.)

It starts at 2 pm Eastern and is on Fox proper — yes, the broadcast channel — for those of us in the United States. Thus, we ask, as we do for every big match…

WHO YA GOT?