April 28, 2012

Luis Suarez has had a hell of a topsy-turvy season. The racial taunting of Patrice Evra, a Liverpool side that’s well below expectations, and a personal goal drought as I’ve lost count of how many times he’s hit the woodwork this season.

But today he scored his first hat trick for the Reds against Norwich City (0-3 win at Carrow Road). The first was a pinpoint pass from Steven Gerrard. The second was a laser strike. The third was an incredible 45-yard bomb that can only be described in the parlance of the Guardian’s James Richardson: WOOF!

Enjoy them in their glory before the clip gets yanked off YouTube.

Luis Suarez [Hat Trick] vs. Norwich City (28.04.2012) (by SuarezGoals)

April 14, 2012
Sylvan Distin: bad time for a bad clearance.

The Everton defender’s miscue led to a Luis Suarez goal to level up the Merseyside Derby semi-final of the FA Cup at Wembley — and Andy Carroll sealed the winner with only a few minutes to go. 

Liverpool beat Everton 2-1 and await the winner of tomorrow’s Chelsea-Spurs semifinal.

(via GIFULMINATION)

February 13, 2012
On the pre-match handshake

This is my opinion. I did not seek out opinions from any other contributors on this blog, so I want it known that they may or may not agree with me and I am not speaking for this group as a whole.

This past weekend, a HUGE firestorm re-erupted in the longstanding rivalry between Manchester United and Liverpool. As I’m sure everyone knows by now, during the pre-match walk-by/handshake, Luis Suarez of Liverpool allegedly refused to shake Manchester United’s Patrice Evra’s hand. Suarez was then summarily snubbed by United’s Rio Ferdinand. The genesis of all this was an on-pitch situation between Suarez and Evra where Suarez was accused (and subsequently suspended eight matches for) of racially abusing Evra.

I am not here to discuss the ins and outs of the racial abuse situation. What I am here to discuss is this antiquated ridiculous notion that these players MUST shake hands before the match starts. It’s merely a formality at this point, a ritual that has existed for a long time, but has now outstayed it’s overlong welcome.

Why should any of these players be forced to shake hands before the match? The captains and officials already meet before the match in the center circle for the introductions, captains handshakes, and coin toss. That should be enough pre-match pomp and chivalry right there, in my opinion. If players choose to seek each other out before the match to exchange hellos, so be it, but this idea of a formal line of handshakes with the cameras trained to catch any slight is beyond ridiculous at this point.

I understand that Evra was supposedly being the bigger man by being willing to shake Suarez’s hand and let the racial incident come to a close, but honestly, he couldn’t have been happy about it. I’m absolutely sure that Suarez did not want to shake Evra’s hand and the evidence to that was pretty obvious. Why should they have to if they cannot stand each other? Yes, it’s a sporting thing to do, but many many players have made it a point to be even more sportsman-like after the matches are over and do so with hugs, handshakes, and exchanges of shirts. That is more than enough for me, quite frankly. 

I think the media took a HUGE amount of pleasure in what happened on Saturday. They got what they were hoping for, and even more, as Suarez’s gesture then apparently caused a tunnel incident at half, and the stewards had to separate Evra and Suarez after the match when Evra made sure to celebrate directly in front of him, as United claimed a 2-1 victory.

There have been plenty of situations like this, too, this is not the first time I’ve thought this. Obviously the mess between John Terry and Wayne Bridge is another recent issue that was played out in the player lines as they ignored each other over handshakes. Why should they be forced to even confront each other if one definitely doesn’t want to? If they wanted a word or whatever, the post-match timeframe was when it should have happened. The same is true of Patrice Evra and Luis Suarez. Again, this is no commentary on what Suarez allegedly did, because racism has no part in society let alone football. What I am commenting on is that this contrived sportsmanship has run its course and should be put to rest. Let them shake hands after the match ends if they want to, and have done with this ridiculous antiquated made-for-television ritual.

January 28, 2012
From today’s Liverpool-Manchester United FA Cup clash. This Liverpool supporter in the white sweater jacket allegedly made this “gesture” at Patrice Evra of Manchester United, who was famously involved in an on-pitch racism dust-up with Luis Suarez of Liverpool.
I would suspect you’ll be hearing more about this as this week goes on. Liverpool were victorious in the match, 2-1.
[picture courtesy of about a million people on Twitter]

From today’s Liverpool-Manchester United FA Cup clash. This Liverpool supporter in the white sweater jacket allegedly made this “gesture” at Patrice Evra of Manchester United, who was famously involved in an on-pitch racism dust-up with Luis Suarez of Liverpool.

I would suspect you’ll be hearing more about this as this week goes on. Liverpool were victorious in the match, 2-1.

[picture courtesy of about a million people on Twitter]

December 20, 2011
Liverpool FC statement 20 12 11 - Liverpool FC

This is probably one of the more tone-deaf defenses I’ve read in some time. Pulling out the “black family members”, i.e., the “some of his best friends” are black card is probably the lowest route you can go in defending Luis Suarez.

The problem for Suarez is that he apparently copped to using the word “negro” and it’s hard for a Westerner to see that in any context other than racial abuse. It gets worse when the Liverpool statement essentially blamethrows at Evra (no matter how much of a prat you think he is, he doesn’t deserve to be racially taunted.)

The big and valid objection is that there’s been no outside corroboration of Suarez’s alleged behavior toward Evra — it’s pretty much Evra’s word against Suarez’s — but while LFC emphasized that at one point, all the other stuff involved undermines them and Suarez.

December 20, 2011
Bad news for Liverpool FC today.

Bad news for Liverpool FC today.

October 3, 2011

And here’s video of that lousy call against Jack Rodwell in the Merseyside derby. Judge for yourself, of course, but I don’t know how that’s even close to straight red, let alone a card.

Jack Rodwell red card v liverpool (by AiidddR)

July 10, 2010
“I don’t care if everyone is booing you, Luis! Put the ball in the net!”

“I don’t care if everyone is booing you, Luis! Put the ball in the net!”

July 6, 2010
Even Luis Suarez couldn’t have stopped this Giovanni Van Bronckhorst shot, as the Dutch went up 1-0 against Uruguay.

Even Luis Suarez couldn’t have stopped this Giovanni Van Bronckhorst shot, as the Dutch went up 1-0 against Uruguay.

July 6, 2010
African revenge on Suarez?

Luis Suarez “who blatantly used his hands to stop what would have been the Ghanaian winning goal in Friday?s quarter-final match, know that this is Africa? Does he know what we do to people who spite us, kick us in the gut and sit on our joy?” writes Laura Miti on Daily Dispatch Online.

“Back here in Africa,” she continues, “we do not let individuals that cheat us of a victory we believe we have fought hard and fairly for get away scot-free. We do not say too much either, we simply act. And so if, when he gets home to Uruguay, Suarez begins to see strange things happen around him he should not be surprised. If he finds his stomach suddenly swelling to thrice its size with sounds of vuvuzelas ringing from inside it, or that his arms that he used to cheat us will not stop twitching, or even that each time he takes to the soccer field he sees a lion charging at him whenever a ball is passed to him, he should think of Africa.”

July 6, 2010
Luis Suarez commits a blatant handball, denying Ghana the match-winning goal with almost no time left to play.  The subsequent penalty is missed, and then Uruguay defeats Ghana in a shootout.  Ghana’s World Cup ends.
Thierry Henry commits a blatant handball, directs the ball down, gets it to William Gallas who scores, and Ireland are eliminated from being able to go to the World Cup.
Suarez misses a match.  Henry missed one.
Ireland and Ghana are left empty-handed. 
FIFA shrugs its shoulders.  It’s “the human element”.
So I ask you, whether you are a fan of Uruguay or France, or Ghana or Ireland, or Germany or Japan.  Is this fair?  Is it fair in terms of the sporting community to continue to allow these egregious displays affect tournaments the way that these two plays have?
As it stands, Henry’s handball was completely missed, so the question there is that should replay be used directly after goals are scored to determine if they are over the line (such as the missed Frank Lampard goal) or possibly handled such as the Hand of Henry?
The Suarez situation has been exacerbated by his reveling in having “gotten away with it” as it were.  It’s been shameful, to be honest.  He cheated and his country ultimately benefited from it to a great extent.  Yes, Ghana still had a chance to win and did not.  Suarez’s subsequent flouting of the play as some sort of act of God has been pathetic.  There have been calls to allow the match referee to allow a goal to be tallied in case of a play like Suarez’s, in other words, the ball absolutely was going in and was handled to prevent the goal.  The goal would then count.
The point here is, do you believe that the game is fine the way it is and that it shouldn’t matter in cases like Henry’s and Suarez’s, or does the game need reform and need it now?

Luis Suarez commits a blatant handball, denying Ghana the match-winning goal with almost no time left to play.  The subsequent penalty is missed, and then Uruguay defeats Ghana in a shootout.  Ghana’s World Cup ends.

Thierry Henry commits a blatant handball, directs the ball down, gets it to William Gallas who scores, and Ireland are eliminated from being able to go to the World Cup.

Suarez misses a match.  Henry missed one.

Ireland and Ghana are left empty-handed. 

FIFA shrugs its shoulders.  It’s “the human element”.

So I ask you, whether you are a fan of Uruguay or France, or Ghana or Ireland, or Germany or Japan.  Is this fair?  Is it fair in terms of the sporting community to continue to allow these egregious displays affect tournaments the way that these two plays have?

As it stands, Henry’s handball was completely missed, so the question there is that should replay be used directly after goals are scored to determine if they are over the line (such as the missed Frank Lampard goal) or possibly handled such as the Hand of Henry?

The Suarez situation has been exacerbated by his reveling in having “gotten away with it” as it were.  It’s been shameful, to be honest.  He cheated and his country ultimately benefited from it to a great extent.  Yes, Ghana still had a chance to win and did not.  Suarez’s subsequent flouting of the play as some sort of act of God has been pathetic.  There have been calls to allow the match referee to allow a goal to be tallied in case of a play like Suarez’s, in other words, the ball absolutely was going in and was handled to prevent the goal.  The goal would then count.

The point here is, do you believe that the game is fine the way it is and that it shouldn’t matter in cases like Henry’s and Suarez’s, or does the game need reform and need it now?