May 14, 2012

Guess Joey Barton’s not as changed as we thought. He first scuffled with Tevez and got a red for an elbow (deserved, looks like, despite the jostling) followed by an absolutely unforgivable leg stamp on Sergio Aguero and an attempt to headbutt Vincent Kompany.

Three ironies for Barton here, though:

  1. QPR played better after he’d been sent off
  2. the stoppage from his red card led to the five minutes of stoppage time at the end after QPR had established a 2-1 lead
  3. in those five minutes, Edin Dzeko tied it and fittingly, Aguero was the one who sealed the Premier League title for Manchester City.
Barton’s probably facing a ban of at least nine games by most media reports. The only thing that could make his outburst more complete would have been Bolton holding on to a lead and the Hoops going down.
However, such was not to be. At the very least, QPR have to consider whether to strip Barton of the captaincy, if not make him persona non grata at the club for placing his teammates in danger in that crucial a situation.  If Mario Balotelli is trying to be your voice of reason, you got problems.

What do you do if you’re Mark Hughes?

(Source: youtube.com)

March 29, 2012

Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli visits his old club Inter Milan to wish its caretaker manager, Andrea Stramaccioni, good luck as he replaces the fired Claudio Ranieri.

SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND. (This shall be my official tag for all Balotelli posts from here on out.)

(via the Guardian)

March 7, 2012
"TEVEZ TREATS CITY FANS WITH UTTER CONTEMPT, CITY FANS APPLAUD HIM ON AND OFF THE PITCH AT A RESERVE MATCH. FOOTBALL … BLOODY HELL"

The last line of The Guardian’s Fiver for today, penned by Barry Glendenning.

January 13, 2012
Yes, the headline beneath is correct. He stopped at a school to use the restroom, walked around the school’s campus, and talked to students and teachers. SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND.
(via Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli visits local college to use toilet | Football | guardian.co.uk)

Yes, the headline beneath is correct. He stopped at a school to use the restroom, walked around the school’s campus, and talked to students and teachers. SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND.

(via Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli visits local college to use toilet | Football | guardian.co.uk)

December 18, 2011
Rumored sightings of Mario Balotelli dressing up as Santa last night

He’s the best entertainment in soccer this year, even if the rumors are false. They should be true just because they’re awesome.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

October 22, 2011
Mario Balotelli's house set on fire as he shoots fireworks from window | Football | The Observer

Never change, Mario. Never change. Football would be a little less interesting.

August 28, 2011
Spurs 1-5 Man City; Man U 8-2 Arsenal.

North London is not going to be a very happy place during the international break.

(Four goals for Edin Dzeko, two assisted by Samir Nasri plus another score for Kun Agüero. Wayne Rooney had a hat trick, Ashley Young scored twice on incredible curlers, Nani, Park, & Welbeck each had one.)

City & United are tied atop the Premier League table and have the same goal difference.

August 23, 2011
Arsenal Agree To Terms With Manchester City For Samir Nasri Sale - SBNation.com

The second most annoying transfer drama now appears to be over. Now, Arsenal fans get a whole new batch of annoying patter over whether Arsène Wenger will actually buy necessary reinforcements with the transfer window closing in about a week.

Now, if we can just get Spurs to sell Luka Modric, we can dust that one off our hands.