Guess Joey Barton’s not as changed as we thought. He first scuffled with Tevez and got a red for an elbow (deserved, looks like, despite the jostling) followed by an absolutely unforgivable leg stamp on Sergio Aguero and an attempt to headbutt Vincent Kompany.
Three ironies for Barton here, though:
QPR played better after he’d been sent off
the stoppage from his red card led to the five minutes of stoppage time at the end after QPR had established a 2-1 lead
in those five minutes, Edin Dzeko tied it and fittingly, Aguero was the one who sealed the Premier League title for Manchester City.
Barton’s probably facing a ban of at least nine games by most media reports. The only thing that could make his outburst more complete would have been Bolton holding on to a lead and the Hoops going down.
However, such was not to be. At the very least, QPR have to consider whether to strip Barton of the captaincy, if not make him persona non grata at the club for placing his teammates in danger in that crucial a situation. If Mario Balotelli is trying to be your voice of reason, you got problems.
Fernando Torres has undergone a successful deshevchenkoing (TM @runofplay) with his first Chelsea hat trick (all three thanks to the pinpoint passing of Juan Mata.) They’re sandwiched in between goals for Daniel Sturridge, John Terry, and Florent Malouda along with the most consolation of consolation goals by Djibril Cisse. You’ll note the onslaught was enough to make Roman Abramovich smile and high-five everyone around him, too.
QPR really are that bad, too.
Chelsea Vs QPR 6-1 All Highlights And Goals (Fernando Torres SHOW) HD [Apr.29 2012] (by EnglishPremGoals5)
One point above the drop zone, Queens Park Rangers sacked the manager who’d saved them from League One and had them head and shoulders above the rest of the Championship last season, Neil Warnock.
Warnock has as many detractors as supporters — many of them either from his days at Selhurst Park or who remember his kvetching spell against Liverpool over fielding a weakened side against Fulham when he was relegated as gaffer at Sheffiield United — and you can tell if you see any reference to a “Colin Wanker” (an anagram of his name.)
Warnock’s sacking is worth note to me in the sense that QPR’s poor form has largely confirmed my own pre-season suspicions they’d be the only one of the promoted sides to be sent back down. Now, there’s still plenty of season to go, but Warnock isn’t a tactics man, while Norwich’s Paul Lambert and Swansea’s Brendan Rodgers very much are. Sunderland’s sacking of Steve Bruce was a harbinger: if your primary attribute as a manager is as a motivator, you are not going to have very much rope to work with in the Premiership (unless you are Harry Redknapp and can identify and afford coaches to handle that for you; you could probably say the same about Kenny Dalglish and be justified.) Sacking rumors surrounded Warnock since QPR’s promotion with this rationale in mind.
Two entertaining notes to end this: the first is that Warnock has a “Disputes” section of his Wikipedia page, which is fabulous reading. The second is that Mark Hughes — the one who declared the other small club in West London too small for him when he thought Aston Villa would come calling — is apparently a shoo-in as Warnock’s successor. I can’t imagine Hughes would find Loftus Road any less cramped for his ambition/self-delusion than Craven Cottage.
Fulham unleashed four attackers for a West London derby against Queens Park Rangers — and GOOD LORD, THAT IS SOME FIREPOWER, even with QPR out a defender (Armand Traore on red card suspension.) Andy Johnson had a hand in five of the Cottagers’ six goals, scoring three, winning a penalty that Danny Murphy converted, and combining with Bobby Zamora for the chance that Clint Dempsey put in the back. Zamora had the sixth goal, and Moussa Dembele probably deserved one for his work.
Remember that two decades ago, QPR were founding members of the Premier League while Fulham were in the Third Division. A few years before that, there was even a plan to merge the clubs and create “Fulham Park Rangers.” Now, the Hoops are trying to find their way to Prem survial while Fulham is the consistent mid-table/top-half achiever.
Fulham 6-0 Queens Park Rangers : Le Résumé (by MyPhoceenTV)
Looks like everyone’s favorite sweet and tender hooligan will be heading to Queens Park Rangers as new owner Tony Fernandes wants to spend some cash. This is a sign that the Hoops might actually have a real chance to stay up. As for Barton, it ain’t the West London club that has Champions League football, but the Magpies’ aspirations appear to be in the vein of “Northern Arsenal” with a large number of Ligue 1 imports on the cheap — and playing with Adel Taarabt can’t be a bad alternative.