February 29, 2012

I speculated on the new USMNT away kit on my personal Tumblr yesterday before it was official, and as kickoff has begun, I like it less. It’s just not a good look on TV and is not enough of a drastic departure from the old away kit (second picture) to merit any change. Additionally, it screws up the dynamics with the current home and third kits, which were nice enough to begin with. 

Furthermore, there’s still a problem with American soccer branding: it’s hard for a country that’s still working on embracing soccer to do it if the kit’s going to go through those kind of alterations every couple of years — and the fact that the men’s and women’s kits are so drastically different in terms of aesthetic design does not help in presenting a unified vision of what U.S. Soccer looks like on the pitch (to say nothing of what the drastic design discrepancies say about American ideas on gender differences.)

Furthermore, as a redesign, it comes off looking much poorer than the new Netherlands away kit — so we’re not even getting the best out of Nike.

Look: for the most part, England’s men and women wear the same kit colors; Brazil’s teams have the same yellow shirt and blue shorts; France’s teams have the same well-designed Nike kits with the collars. The USSF needs to create its identity in the national teams by linking them together and put a lid on the kit redesigns so fans can get used to a look and an identifiable look to the uniform that says “USA Soccer.”

October 5, 2011
It’s the issue where ESPN the Magazine gets to have its cake and eat it too, and USWNT keeper Hope Solo is one of the 22 athletes (and four cover models) the magazine has chosen for its annual Body Issue.
As an individual I fall in the “mixed” category on this issue: it’s better than just the pure cheesecake of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue, but really, how interesting as content is this other than to say: “wow, all these athletes are pretty much buff and hot?” Your mileage may vary, but on the other hand, I’m not going to lie to you. I hope I get Solo’s cover when the issue arrives. (I don’t really care that much about winter Olympic sports [Gretchen Bleier]. Blake Griffin is cool, but I’m pissed off at Jose Reyes because I know he’s gonna leave my poor Mets.)
If you want to see more behind the scenes shots from the issue, ESPN has you covered (pun not intended).

It’s the issue where ESPN the Magazine gets to have its cake and eat it too, and USWNT keeper Hope Solo is one of the 22 athletes (and four cover models) the magazine has chosen for its annual Body Issue.

As an individual I fall in the “mixed” category on this issue: it’s better than just the pure cheesecake of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue, but really, how interesting as content is this other than to say: “wow, all these athletes are pretty much buff and hot?” Your mileage may vary, but on the other hand, I’m not going to lie to you. I hope I get Solo’s cover when the issue arrives. (I don’t really care that much about winter Olympic sports [Gretchen Bleier]. Blake Griffin is cool, but I’m pissed off at Jose Reyes because I know he’s gonna leave my poor Mets.)

If you want to see more behind the scenes shots from the issue, ESPN has you covered (pun not intended).

September 27, 2011

thrace-:

Hope Solo.  Hope’s bitchface.  Alex Morgan.  Sportscenter.  

I have only been waiting for this one forever.

MORE PLEASE, SPORTSCENTER.

needs more Head of Wambach but otherwise funny

(via sbnation)

September 16, 2011

andyhutchins:

nicolebo:

Hi, everyone just died from this perfection all up on their dash.

I have played Just Dance. I totally look like that. (You should watch the commercial.)

Perfection indeed.

September 15, 2011

So the USWNT is training for its upcoming friendly against Canada at Sporting KC’s facilities, which gave KC’s C.J. Sapong the chance to recite a love poem he’d written for women’s team keeper Hope Solo.

This is kinda cute yet retch-worthy at the same time.

(via Dirty Tackle)

(Source: youtube.com)

July 19, 2011
Hope Solo makes the cover of next week’s Sports Illustrated.

Hope Solo makes the cover of next week’s Sports Illustrated.

July 18, 2011
thetickr:

You gotta hand it to Nike and the U.S. Women, even in defeat they still know how to seize their opportunity.

thetickr:

You gotta hand it to Nike and the U.S. Women, even in defeat they still know how to seize their opportunity.

(via thetickr)

July 18, 2011

Despite the crushing loss yesterday, the USA did get it’s Truffle Shuffle on.

July 17, 2011
JPN 2-2 USA (3-1 PKs)

Photo credit: Christof Stache/AFP

This is a final where having a winner felt unfair. Set up as a clash of styles, a clash of feel-good stories, a clash of very separate footballing (and social) cultures, the final between the USA and Japan delivered on what objective observers could want in a final: excitement, good play, and drama at the end. FIFA could take notes for the men’s next WC in 2014, as this final was better than the Netherlands-Spain final in Jo’burg last summer.

The USA started on the attack early, but could not finish somewhere between eight and ten solid first-half chances despite controlling the run of play and stopping the Nadeshiko from establishing their passing game, reducing them to waiting for a counterattack. It was a victory in and of itself for Japan to keep the score sheet clean in the first half. 

Come the 69th minute, the US finally made good on its chances: Megan Rapinoe found sub striker Alex Morgan (on for an injured Lauren Cheney at half), and she pocketed the finish. From there, the Yanks made a tactical error, going too early to a prevention mode to try and see out the rest of the half and stoppage time rather than attacking.

There is an adage in American football that applies to football of all kinds: when you play prevent defense, you are preventing yourself from winning — and Japan reinforced it again when a total howler occurred. Maruyama had broken through and wrong-footed both Rampone and Buehler in the US box. Buehler was able to tackle, but couldn’t clear, and Miyama tapped it past Hope Solo in the missed communication between keeper and center halves.  

1-1 at full time meant extra time, and at the 105th minute, it appeared the magic had struck again for the U.S., as Morgan found the godhead of Abby Wambach, who put it in the back of the net. The Japanese kept fighting back in the possession war, adding attackers and scoring on the most unusual of methods against a USA team much taller: a corner kick that found captain Homare Sawa. 

We found 2-2, and we found ourselves in penalty kicks, and it all came apart for the USA there. Tired legs, tired bodies, and frayed from having blown a lead twice, the Yanks tapped into their English ancestry in an unfortunate way. Shannon Box, Carli Lloyd, and Tobin Heath missed the first three kicks, which wound up being too much for Hope Solo to countenance. 

Japan’s first ever win over the US came on the biggest stage, under the biggest lights, and with the force of drama behind it (although I would prefer it if the American commentators would stop with the whole “healing a nation” trope for the Nadeshiko, we don’t really know how true it is.) They played with the spirit often attributed to the Americans after the Brazil victory; fighting to play from behind against a team taller and stronger (but not so much stronger as many would have you believe; the gap between #4 and #1 in FIFA rankings is not that wide.)

The American women gave a fine effort with few major errors, but the Nadeshiko earned the victory by playing to come back, adjusting its attack to bring attackers forward in crunch time, and nailing shots from the spot when it counted.

Well played, ladies.

July 17, 2011
Crushing…

Crushing…

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July 17, 2011
Women’s World Cup Update
USA - 2
Japan - 2

SHOOTOUTS!

(Photo by AFP Photo/Johannes EIsele)

Women’s World Cup Update
USA - 2
Japan - 2

SHOOTOUTS!

(Photo by AFP Photo/Johannes EIsele)

July 17, 2011
Women’s World Cup Final Update
USA - 1
Japan - 1

Overtime
(Photo by Christof Koepsel/Getty Images)

Women’s World Cup Final Update
USA - 1
Japan - 1

Overtime
(Photo by Christof Koepsel/Getty Images)

July 17, 2011
cajunboy:

Meet your new meme, Internet.
(via)

a GIF of this screen shot after the Alex Morgan goal has to be in the pipeline somewhere, Internet.

cajunboy:

Meet your new meme, Internet.

(via)

a GIF of this screen shot after the Alex Morgan goal has to be in the pipeline somewhere, Internet.

July 17, 2011
soupsoup:

President Obama and his family watch World Cup soccer final. 
Photo via official White House photographer Peter Souza

soupsoup:

President Obama and his family watch World Cup soccer final. 

Photo via official White House photographer Peter Souza