May 24, 2012
Most Oxen are terrible at jumping, and smiling, and really anything that doesn’t involve being large bovine creatures, but Arsenal’s Ox is a special breed with a heel click that would make Ron Santo proud.

Most Oxen are terrible at jumping, and smiling, and really anything that doesn’t involve being large bovine creatures, but Arsenal’s Ox is a special breed with a heel click that would make Ron Santo proud.

May 16, 2012

meninblazers:

Arsenal’s Gervinho and Mertesacker doing their best Abed and Troy Barnes impression. (via @lafaitele) 

April 9, 2012
siphotos:

Mikel Arteta of Arsenal (top left) shoots past Manchester City goalkeeper Joe Hart to score the only goal of the match during Sunday’s Premier League match between Arsenal and Manchester City in London. Arsenal won 1-0. (Stuart MacFarlane/Arsenal FC via Getty Images)

siphotos:

Mikel Arteta of Arsenal (top left) shoots past Manchester City goalkeeper Joe Hart to score the only goal of the match during Sunday’s Premier League match between Arsenal and Manchester City in London. Arsenal won 1-0. (Stuart MacFarlane/Arsenal FC via Getty Images)

March 6, 2012
If you haven’t been paying attention, Arsenal are currently 3-0 up on AC Milan at the half. After a 4-0 drubbing at the San Siro a few weeks back, Arsenal were considered by most to be dead in the water on the tie, but early goals from Koscielny and Rosicky, as well as a penalty from Van Persie. Arsenal are very close to making an incredible comeback, but a single goal from Milan could derail the whole thing.

If you haven’t been paying attention, Arsenal are currently 3-0 up on AC Milan at the half. After a 4-0 drubbing at the San Siro a few weeks back, Arsenal were considered by most to be dead in the water on the tie, but early goals from Koscielny and Rosicky, as well as a penalty from Van Persie. Arsenal are very close to making an incredible comeback, but a single goal from Milan could derail the whole thing.

January 9, 2012

And the moment Arsenal had been waiting for came with 12 minutes left as Henry gathered Song’s pass in his stride before sparking scenes of ecstasy on and off the pitch with a perfect angled finish.

Sigh.

And the moment Arsenal had been waiting for came with 12 minutes left as Henry gathered Song’s pass in his stride before sparking scenes of ecstasy on and off the pitch with a perfect angled finish.

Sigh.

August 23, 2011
"

Imagine the worst situation - we lose Fabregas and Nasri - you cannot convince people you are ambitious after that.

And even if you lose Nasri, to find the same quality player, you have to spend again the same amount of money. Because you cannot say, you lose the player and you do not replace him.

I believe for us it is important the message we give out. For example, you talk about Fabregas leaving, Nasri leaving.

If you give that message out, you cannot pretend you are a big club, because a big club first of all holds onto its big players and gives a message out to all the other big clubs that they just cannot come in and take away from you.

We worked very hard with these players for years to develop them, and now it’s a time for us to keep them together.

"

— Arsene Wenger, July 12, 2011

(Source: mirrorfootball.co.uk)

August 22, 2011
This season just keeps on getting better for Arsenal.
After looking poor against Liverpool on Saturday, the under-fire Gunners boss Arsene Wenger was handed an additional two match ban for “not abiding by the decision of the control and disciplinary body during the English club’s Champions League play-off game against Udinese”.
This week may be the turning point in terms of Arsenal’s season as they deal with Udinese on Wednesday (holding a slim 1-0 lead in the tie) and then Manchester United at Old Trafford on the weekend. Wenger has already been called out by Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini over his protracted stance on the Samir Nasri transfer and told the Frenchman that the deal will be off if Nasri features in Italy on Wednesday. Wenger’s team has one point from six so far in the Premier League and have not won at Old Trafford (where they will not have a number of players available due to suspension) since 2008.
It’s going to be a big week in North London.

This season just keeps on getting better for Arsenal.

After looking poor against Liverpool on Saturday, the under-fire Gunners boss Arsene Wenger was handed an additional two match ban for “not abiding by the decision of the control and disciplinary body during the English club’s Champions League play-off game against Udinese”.

This week may be the turning point in terms of Arsenal’s season as they deal with Udinese on Wednesday (holding a slim 1-0 lead in the tie) and then Manchester United at Old Trafford on the weekend. Wenger has already been called out by Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini over his protracted stance on the Samir Nasri transfer and told the Frenchman that the deal will be off if Nasri features in Italy on Wednesday. Wenger’s team has one point from six so far in the Premier League and have not won at Old Trafford (where they will not have a number of players available due to suspension) since 2008.

It’s going to be a big week in North London.

August 17, 2011
Sigh.

Sigh.

August 16, 2011

afootballreport:

Today, The Champions League formally returns. It’s the last step for a few European giants to reach the Group Stage of Europe’s elite competition or be relegated into the Europa League.

Matches this afternoon include: Arsenal v. Udinese. BATE Borisov v. SK Sturm Graz. Copenhagen v. Pizen. Lyon v. Rubin Kazan. FC Twente v. Benfica. 

Tomorrow the drama continues with Bayern Munich v. FC Zürich, Dinamo Zagreb v. Malmo FF, Maccabi Haifa v. Racing Genk, Odense BK v. Villarreal, and Wisla Krakow v. Apoel Nicosia.

It’s time to get the epic “Championsssssss!” tune stuck in your head once more! Hooray!

Fox Soccer has these matches in the U.S. Tune in to the qualifiers for some squads you wouldn’t be exposed to originally, and if you are an Arsenal fan, an extra dose of teeth-grinding.

August 15, 2011

Cesc Fabregas is introduced as a Barcelona player today. He kisses the badge, plays some keepy-uppy and smiles like the cat that swallowed the canary.

August 10, 2011
Arsenal fans, get excited because “Almost like a new signing” Ryo Miyachi really likes cones (via Arseblog)

Arsenal fans, get excited because “Almost like a new signing” Ryo Miyachi really likes cones (via Arseblog)

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July 12, 2011
"These days, proper players cost money."

Robin van Persie, showing a keener understanding of economics than his manager.

May 13, 2011
2yellows:

This photo is of Arsenal (in yellow/blue) being awarded a last-second penalty in the 1971 FA Cup semi-final.  The opponents are Stoke City (in white/red).  Until tomorrow, Stoke City had never advanced farther than the semi-final in any domestic Cup competitions. They will take on Manchester City tomorrow at Wembley in the 2011 FA Cup Final.
[photo by Getty, clicking it takes you to the BBC’s story on Gordon Banks, famous England/Stoke City goalkeeper]

2yellows:

This photo is of Arsenal (in yellow/blue) being awarded a last-second penalty in the 1971 FA Cup semi-final.  The opponents are Stoke City (in white/red).  Until tomorrow, Stoke City had never advanced farther than the semi-final in any domestic Cup competitions. They will take on Manchester City tomorrow at Wembley in the 2011 FA Cup Final.

[photo by Getty, clicking it takes you to the BBC’s story on Gordon Banks, famous England/Stoke City goalkeeper]

April 19, 2011
According to many different sources, this will be Arsenal’s 2011-2012 home kit, commemorating the club’s 125th Anniversary. The club will officially reveal the new shirt on May 2nd, so there isn’t too long to wait for confirmation.

According to many different sources, this will be Arsenal’s 2011-2012 home kit, commemorating the club’s 125th Anniversary. The club will officially reveal the new shirt on May 2nd, so there isn’t too long to wait for confirmation.

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April 17, 2011
Dalglish to Wenger: “Piss off!”

This came after a bizarre 1-1 draw today at the Emirates, in which Liverpool’s back four turned into the Kiddie Korps after Fabio Aurelio’s hamstring injury and Jamie Carragher’s concussion — John Flanagan and Jack Robinson were the fullbacks, both Academy products — yet Arsenal still couldn’t finish if the squad’s life and title hopes depended on it, which they did.

In the 10+ minutes of stoppage time that followed because of Carragher’s injury and care on the field, LFC MF Jay Spearing brought down Cesc Fabregas in the box — Robin van Persie converted the penalty and it’s 1-nil to the Arsenal, game over, right? No — Liverpool made one more break for it; Luis Suarez took a free kick just outside the box, but Emmanuel Eboue stupidly put hands on Lucas Leiva when the set piece bounced off the wall, who made the most of it and faked out Andre Marriner for another penalty — which Dirk Kuyt converted as the last action in the game.

Arsene Wenger wanted to bitch at Kenny Dalglish for the post-game handshake, and King Kenny told him where to go. The EPL title is now pretty much Man U’s, as Arsenal couldn’t even take advantage of a beyond miakeshift back four, endemic of the Gunners’ entire second half of the season.

Full disclosure, again: I root for Liverpool but admire Wenger’s managerial acumen and the skill of the players he develops. He has no one to blame but himself; he refuses to blame his players. While that’s admirable to an extent, when your squad can’t finish at home against a threadbare team, someone has to be called to account. Arsenal have hung themselves once again by trying to be beautiful when brute strength would do better.

(GIF via the wonderful bubbaprog, who runs mocksession.com)