May 16, 2012
The King is out at Anfield.
After a season in which Liverpool finished eighth with horrific league form, it’s clear that domestic cups in England ain’t what they used to be and spending that much money in the transfer market only to see Andy Carroll stumble (yet he’s getting better), Jordan Henderson look confused, Charlie Adam be the weakest link in mid-field, and Stewart Downing not have a league goal or assist to his name is too much for Fenway Sports Group. 

The King is out at Anfield.

After a season in which Liverpool finished eighth with horrific league form, it’s clear that domestic cups in England ain’t what they used to be and spending that much money in the transfer market only to see Andy Carroll stumble (yet he’s getting better), Jordan Henderson look confused, Charlie Adam be the weakest link in mid-field, and Stewart Downing not have a league goal or assist to his name is too much for Fenway Sports Group. 

March 29, 2012

Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli visits his old club Inter Milan to wish its caretaker manager, Andrea Stramaccioni, good luck as he replaces the fired Claudio Ranieri.

SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND. (This shall be my official tag for all Balotelli posts from here on out.)

(via the Guardian)

March 4, 2012
Has André Villas-Boas Been Sacked Yet?

Yup.

I guess losing to West Brom will do that.

January 9, 2012
Neil Warnock was loved at QPR, but he had his limitations as a manager | Michael Hann | Football | guardian.co.uk

One point above the drop zone, Queens Park Rangers sacked the manager who’d saved them from League One and had them head and shoulders above the rest of the Championship last season, Neil Warnock.

Warnock has as many detractors as supporters — many of them either from his days at Selhurst Park or who remember his kvetching spell against Liverpool over fielding a weakened side against Fulham when he was relegated as gaffer at Sheffiield United — and you can tell if you see any reference to a “Colin Wanker” (an anagram of his name.) 

Warnock’s sacking is worth note to me in the sense that QPR’s poor form has largely confirmed my own pre-season suspicions they’d be the only one of the promoted sides to be sent back down. Now, there’s still plenty of season to go, but Warnock isn’t a tactics man, while Norwich’s Paul Lambert and Swansea’s Brendan Rodgers very much are.  Sunderland’s sacking of Steve Bruce was a harbinger: if your primary attribute as a manager is as a motivator, you are not going to have very much rope to work with in the Premiership (unless you are Harry Redknapp and can identify and afford coaches to handle that for you; you could probably say the same about Kenny Dalglish and be justified.) Sacking rumors surrounded Warnock since QPR’s promotion with this rationale in mind.

Two entertaining notes to end this: the first is that Warnock has a “Disputes” section of his Wikipedia page, which is fabulous reading. The second is that Mark Hughes — the one who declared the other small club in West London too small for him when he thought Aston Villa would come calling — is apparently a shoo-in as Warnock’s successor. I can’t imagine Hughes would find Loftus Road any less cramped for his ambition/self-delusion than Craven Cottage.

December 3, 2011
The Northern Irishman will resign next July after saving his beloved Black Cats from relegation once he realizes he did sign on to a club that’s trying to contain its spending and turnover.
I’m not saying Steve Bruce didn’t deserve to be sacked. I’m surprised he got it before Steve Kean did, but he did deserve it. O’Neill did keep Villa challenging in the top half, but financial stewardship isn’t his strong point as a manager.

The Northern Irishman will resign next July after saving his beloved Black Cats from relegation once he realizes he did sign on to a club that’s trying to contain its spending and turnover.

I’m not saying Steve Bruce didn’t deserve to be sacked. I’m surprised he got it before Steve Kean did, but he did deserve it. O’Neill did keep Villa challenging in the top half, but financial stewardship isn’t his strong point as a manager.

September 21, 2011
Internazionale Milano sack their manager after FIVE matches in charge

A statement from Inter read: “Inter announces that today’s training session has been carried out by Daniele Bernazzani and Giuseppe Baresi.

“The club wishes to thank Gian Piero Gasperini for the effort shown during his tenure and manifests its true disappointment for the interruption of the relationship with the coach.”

Inter president Massimo Moratti questioned Gasperini after the defeat at Novara.

He said: “When you lose in the manner that we did against Novara, there is nothing positive to take from that.

“Gasperini did not seem to be in control.”

July 29, 2011
Argentina appoint Alejandro Sabella as coach | Football | guardian.co.uk

Let’s be honest: I know nothing about Sabella as a coach and a player, but he has to be better tactically than Sergio Batista, right? I thought the AFA would wait on Gerardo Martino’s official retirement as Paraguyan head coach.

He has to build the Albicelestes from the back up. Argentina is gifted in its number of attackers, but its lack of defenders weakens the side’s ability to go forward. The age of its fullbacks in the Copa America didn’t help (although Javier Zanetti didn’t deserve to go out like that.) 

Basically, the indispensables on the squad in my eyes are Messi, Mascherano, Di Maria, Aguero and Romero seems to be a good keeper. (Higuain is very close to joining that list.)  Sabella needs to find out where everyone meshes around that group.

July 29, 2011
Klinsmann Named Head Coach of U.S. MNT - U.S. Soccer

It took Sunil Gulati five years, but he finally got his man. More to sort tactically, what it means for the USSF, etc. but right now it’s nice to know that we’ll have a coach who wears some debonair clothing on the sideline (as far as superficial ish goes.)

July 28, 2011
American soccer fans, our long national nightmare is over: Bob Bradley has been sacked as USMNT coach. American soccer fans, Sunil Gulati is still in charge of the process, which means our next national nightmare has merely just begun. 
We got what many of us wanted, about a year later. The better question to ask for supporters over the past year post-South Africa was not “should Bob Bradley be fired?”, it was “would Sunil Gulati hire anyone better to replace him?” Many of us (yours truly) have our Jurgen Klinsmann fantasies, but right now they are merely fantasy, because organizational track record has shown Gulati is loath to cede that much control to a coach.
The USSF has promised a further statement tomorrow. If you ask me, I’m relieved but not particularly optimistic about the empty void heading into World Cup qualifying. It was a necessary move because Bradley’s inability to adapt or develop a first team properly was showing — and giving CONCACAF countries that hadn’t been much of a threat to us before more hope that we could be beaten.  That was a USA squad lucky to make a Gold Cup final. So it’s a move that had to be made, but like many things USSF, it comes much later than it should have been.
However, my fear is we grab another MLS coach lacking the tactical acumen to deal with high-class international soccer, made up of players who hawk their trade for elite club teams or one unwilling to put the development work in.
So, I put it to the wonderful Tumblr horde: do you agree Bradley needed to go? Do you trust Gulati to handle the process properly? Who should he hire? Who do you think he will hire?

American soccer fans, our long national nightmare is over: Bob Bradley has been sacked as USMNT coach. American soccer fans, Sunil Gulati is still in charge of the process, which means our next national nightmare has merely just begun. 

We got what many of us wanted, about a year later. The better question to ask for supporters over the past year post-South Africa was not “should Bob Bradley be fired?”, it was “would Sunil Gulati hire anyone better to replace him?” Many of us (yours truly) have our Jurgen Klinsmann fantasies, but right now they are merely fantasy, because organizational track record has shown Gulati is loath to cede that much control to a coach.

The USSF has promised a further statement tomorrow. If you ask me, I’m relieved but not particularly optimistic about the empty void heading into World Cup qualifying. It was a necessary move because Bradley’s inability to adapt or develop a first team properly was showing — and giving CONCACAF countries that hadn’t been much of a threat to us before more hope that we could be beaten.  That was a USA squad lucky to make a Gold Cup final. So it’s a move that had to be made, but like many things USSF, it comes much later than it should have been.

However, my fear is we grab another MLS coach lacking the tactical acumen to deal with high-class international soccer, made up of players who hawk their trade for elite club teams or one unwilling to put the development work in.

So, I put it to the wonderful Tumblr horde: do you agree Bradley needed to go? Do you trust Gulati to handle the process properly? Who should he hire? Who do you think he will hire?

July 26, 2011
"The national teams commission has decided to rescind the contract. Batista wasn’t sacked. He put his future as the head of the national team up for consideration by the executive committee."

Argentina FA spokesperson Ernesto Cherquis Bialo, on the “resignation” of national side coach Sergio Batista after a disappointing Copa America performance on home soil.

Not that I’m implying Batista deserved to keep his job, but this is an amazing amount of doublespeak employed to keep up the façade that Julio Grondona’s never sacked a manager in his decades as head of the AFA.

July 2, 2011
Has André Villas-Boas Been Sacked Yet? NO.

Hey, it’s worth checking.

(You knew this site was coming.)

May 22, 2011
note to Chelsea: insanity is defined as doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results.

Thus, we must define the hierarchy at Chelsea (Roman Abramovich) as one that needs to be institutionalized, because it followed through on what had long been rumored and fired Carlo Ancelotti for an early exit in the Champions League and a second-place Premiership finish. He won the league and the FA Cup in his first season in charge but that doesn’t buy you job security at Stamford Bridge.

Continually rotating the managing and coaching staff every other year or so is destined to not produce the results of actually winning the Champions League — it’s another system that will have to be put in place, and who will want the job with the threat of being axed at any minute?

I guess this is how Chelsea plan to comply with FIFA’s new fair play financial regulations — if we can only buy so many players, we’ll sack the manager if we don’t get the results; that won’t count against us! 

As for Ancelotti himself, his name’s long swirled around the AS Roma vacancy. He won’t be out of work for long.

April 22, 2011
Hey Chelsea fans, guess who’s rested and ready to step in when Ancelotti’s out at the end of the season?
(Hears sound of all right-thinking football fans puking at the thought of Benitez at Stamford Bridge.)

Hey Chelsea fans, guess who’s rested and ready to step in when Ancelotti’s out at the end of the season?

(Hears sound of all right-thinking football fans puking at the thought of Benitez at Stamford Bridge.)

August 16, 2010
FA: Capello Will Be Last Foreign Manager of England

That’s all well and good, Football Association, but who the hell else do you have in the pike? And more to the point, isn’t this undercutting Capello in advance of Euro qualification, which you happened to eff up the last go round, necessitating his hiring in the first place?

I’m understanding of the argument that national teams ought to be reflections of their football cultures from players down to the last coach and occasionally sympathetic to it. However, forgive me for thinking that for nations trying to make their way up the football tree or stuck in stasis, looking outside its structures is not a terrible idea.

It’s not like the FA had too much else to go to after McLaren, did it? Capello is probably done after Euro 2012 anyhow.

- Colin

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August 3, 2010
As The Maradona Turns.

You have to be kidding. The Argentinian Federation is saying Diego Maradona could be back as coach after they told him to take a hike since he wouldn’t change his assistant coaches?

What this means is that the AFA has no better coach in the wings, and it has pretty much hinged its identity on its greatest player — additionally, it may have realized that despite his obvious technical deficiencies, the players at least respond to and want to play for him.