May 16, 2012
The King is out at Anfield.
After a season in which Liverpool finished eighth with horrific league form, it’s clear that domestic cups in England ain’t what they used to be and spending that much money in the transfer market only to see Andy Carroll stumble (yet he’s getting better), Jordan Henderson look confused, Charlie Adam be the weakest link in mid-field, and Stewart Downing not have a league goal or assist to his name is too much for Fenway Sports Group. 

The King is out at Anfield.

After a season in which Liverpool finished eighth with horrific league form, it’s clear that domestic cups in England ain’t what they used to be and spending that much money in the transfer market only to see Andy Carroll stumble (yet he’s getting better), Jordan Henderson look confused, Charlie Adam be the weakest link in mid-field, and Stewart Downing not have a league goal or assist to his name is too much for Fenway Sports Group. 

March 29, 2012

Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli visits his old club Inter Milan to wish its caretaker manager, Andrea Stramaccioni, good luck as he replaces the fired Claudio Ranieri.

SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND. (This shall be my official tag for all Balotelli posts from here on out.)

(via the Guardian)

March 4, 2012
Has André Villas-Boas Been Sacked Yet?

Yup.

I guess losing to West Brom will do that.

January 9, 2012
Neil Warnock was loved at QPR, but he had his limitations as a manager | Michael Hann | Football | guardian.co.uk

One point above the drop zone, Queens Park Rangers sacked the manager who’d saved them from League One and had them head and shoulders above the rest of the Championship last season, Neil Warnock.

Warnock has as many detractors as supporters — many of them either from his days at Selhurst Park or who remember his kvetching spell against Liverpool over fielding a weakened side against Fulham when he was relegated as gaffer at Sheffiield United — and you can tell if you see any reference to a “Colin Wanker” (an anagram of his name.) 

Warnock’s sacking is worth note to me in the sense that QPR’s poor form has largely confirmed my own pre-season suspicions they’d be the only one of the promoted sides to be sent back down. Now, there’s still plenty of season to go, but Warnock isn’t a tactics man, while Norwich’s Paul Lambert and Swansea’s Brendan Rodgers very much are.  Sunderland’s sacking of Steve Bruce was a harbinger: if your primary attribute as a manager is as a motivator, you are not going to have very much rope to work with in the Premiership (unless you are Harry Redknapp and can identify and afford coaches to handle that for you; you could probably say the same about Kenny Dalglish and be justified.) Sacking rumors surrounded Warnock since QPR’s promotion with this rationale in mind.

Two entertaining notes to end this: the first is that Warnock has a “Disputes” section of his Wikipedia page, which is fabulous reading. The second is that Mark Hughes — the one who declared the other small club in West London too small for him when he thought Aston Villa would come calling — is apparently a shoo-in as Warnock’s successor. I can’t imagine Hughes would find Loftus Road any less cramped for his ambition/self-delusion than Craven Cottage.

December 3, 2011
The Northern Irishman will resign next July after saving his beloved Black Cats from relegation once he realizes he did sign on to a club that’s trying to contain its spending and turnover.
I’m not saying Steve Bruce didn’t deserve to be sacked. I’m surprised he got it before Steve Kean did, but he did deserve it. O’Neill did keep Villa challenging in the top half, but financial stewardship isn’t his strong point as a manager.

The Northern Irishman will resign next July after saving his beloved Black Cats from relegation once he realizes he did sign on to a club that’s trying to contain its spending and turnover.

I’m not saying Steve Bruce didn’t deserve to be sacked. I’m surprised he got it before Steve Kean did, but he did deserve it. O’Neill did keep Villa challenging in the top half, but financial stewardship isn’t his strong point as a manager.

July 28, 2011
American soccer fans, our long national nightmare is over: Bob Bradley has been sacked as USMNT coach. American soccer fans, Sunil Gulati is still in charge of the process, which means our next national nightmare has merely just begun. 
We got what many of us wanted, about a year later. The better question to ask for supporters over the past year post-South Africa was not “should Bob Bradley be fired?”, it was “would Sunil Gulati hire anyone better to replace him?” Many of us (yours truly) have our Jurgen Klinsmann fantasies, but right now they are merely fantasy, because organizational track record has shown Gulati is loath to cede that much control to a coach.
The USSF has promised a further statement tomorrow. If you ask me, I’m relieved but not particularly optimistic about the empty void heading into World Cup qualifying. It was a necessary move because Bradley’s inability to adapt or develop a first team properly was showing — and giving CONCACAF countries that hadn’t been much of a threat to us before more hope that we could be beaten.  That was a USA squad lucky to make a Gold Cup final. So it’s a move that had to be made, but like many things USSF, it comes much later than it should have been.
However, my fear is we grab another MLS coach lacking the tactical acumen to deal with high-class international soccer, made up of players who hawk their trade for elite club teams or one unwilling to put the development work in.
So, I put it to the wonderful Tumblr horde: do you agree Bradley needed to go? Do you trust Gulati to handle the process properly? Who should he hire? Who do you think he will hire?

American soccer fans, our long national nightmare is over: Bob Bradley has been sacked as USMNT coach. American soccer fans, Sunil Gulati is still in charge of the process, which means our next national nightmare has merely just begun. 

We got what many of us wanted, about a year later. The better question to ask for supporters over the past year post-South Africa was not “should Bob Bradley be fired?”, it was “would Sunil Gulati hire anyone better to replace him?” Many of us (yours truly) have our Jurgen Klinsmann fantasies, but right now they are merely fantasy, because organizational track record has shown Gulati is loath to cede that much control to a coach.

The USSF has promised a further statement tomorrow. If you ask me, I’m relieved but not particularly optimistic about the empty void heading into World Cup qualifying. It was a necessary move because Bradley’s inability to adapt or develop a first team properly was showing — and giving CONCACAF countries that hadn’t been much of a threat to us before more hope that we could be beaten.  That was a USA squad lucky to make a Gold Cup final. So it’s a move that had to be made, but like many things USSF, it comes much later than it should have been.

However, my fear is we grab another MLS coach lacking the tactical acumen to deal with high-class international soccer, made up of players who hawk their trade for elite club teams or one unwilling to put the development work in.

So, I put it to the wonderful Tumblr horde: do you agree Bradley needed to go? Do you trust Gulati to handle the process properly? Who should he hire? Who do you think he will hire?