Yes, the headline beneath is correct. He stopped at a school to use the restroom, walked around the school’s campus, and talked to students and teachers. SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND.
(via Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli visits local college to use toilet | Football | guardian.co.uk)
Given that the teams that were supposed to dominate Copa America so far (Brazil, Argentina, & Uruguay) have all resembled engines trying to turn over against their respective first opponents (Venezuela, Bolivia, and Peru), the most interesting thing so far about the tourney has been the hair on the Canarinho, which Dirty Tackle has a nice rundown of.
Generally, I have to go with Robinho’s rockabilly-meets-manga pompadour, because everyone already knows about Neymar’s fauxhawk with highlights by now. However, I chose Dani Alves’ photo because of a simple formulation: if you didn’t already find the Barça right back annoying for offsetting his major talent with his diving theatrics, this blonde fauxhawk might just push you over the edge.
